“Crank” (SAM, I HATE YOU) is the best movie ever. I love how quickly the mood changes in the end WHEN HE’S FALLING OUT OF THE HELICOPTER

I really have no idea what to do. It’s killing me.. I have an Idea! I’ll ask random people what to write about? This’ll be fun.

CHAPTER 1: Dr. Dick/Duffi says: “The phenomena of being bored.”

Well, being bored is quite a strange thing. I suppose that since you have nothing to pass your time with, you end up being bored. But then you have something to do. You even have a goal, to do something else than being bored. What exactly are the criteria for being bored, anyway? Not having anything else to do? Not wanting to do anything? Not being able to do something you want? I think too much about boredom, really. But, now I’m not bored anymore. I am thinking about it, a activity. I might not enjoy it completely, but that is a subject we will not touch. Duffi, I hope you’re happy. I think I just mindfucked myself. Another thing that is quite funny, is that how boredom slows time down to a crawl, while having fun does the opposite. I supposed it has something to do with the psychological effect things has on your perception of time. A bit how looking at the clock actually makes time go slower. It’s funny.

CHAPTER 2: Sam says: “The next person to contact you”

That person just happened to be you. What a funny, funny coincidence that is. Oh well, I’m a man of my word.

Sam, you just happen to be one of my prime contacts on the internet atm. I’ve known you for max a few months, and I already half-owe you 0.5 liters of strong household ammoniac (Don’t ask. Seriously.) You also argue with me simply because you want to, I think someone’s having a inferiority compleeeeeeeeeex. Although you happen to outsmart me half the time, so it’s awkward.

Also, stop telling me what to do. Problem is, I’m simply too nice to reject you. FFFFFFFUUUUU-

CHAPTER 3: James/Donkey says: “My beautiful drawing”

LOLPICFUCKEDUP

Really, what is to say about this other than epic?

You’re welcome to contact me about anything you want, really.  -Ash