June 2009
10 posts
Jun 22nd
How can I just let you walk away, just let you...
“Crank” (SAM, I HATE YOU) is the best movie ever. I love how quickly the mood changes in the end WHEN HE’S FALLING OUT OF THE HELICOPTER I really have no idea what to do. It’s killing me.. I have an Idea! I’ll ask random people what to write about? This’ll be fun. CHAPTER 1: Dr. Dick/Duffi says: “The phenomena of being bored.” Well, being bored is...
Jun 21st
A completely normal conversation on Steam!
Ash: VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE
Duffi: PLACE HAND HERE
Ash: Place your hand on the screen!
Ash: NOW
Duffi: FEEL DA VIBE
Ash: YEAH
Duffi: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH
Duffi: TESTERONE RUSH
Ash: MANLY
Duffi: TEARS
Ash: ARE
Duffi: FUCK ALL AWESOME
Ash: YEAH
Duffi: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
Jun 20th
I hardly even like you, I shouldn't care at all.
Yet I still do. I didn’t wake up this morning. I never got to bed, actually. My friends and I went to a netcafĂ© all night - We met several other gamers there, and challenged them. And lost.. After not sleeping at all for 24+ hours, having to walk 3.1 Miles/5 kilometers along a highway is not very fun. I went to sleep the moment I came home (9 AM-ish) and woke up around dinner time. So...
Jun 20th
There must be some way to get out of here, said...
Hello. I’ve been trying to inprove my skills in CS:S - Let’s just say that it does not really progress. Tonight will feature a entire night of intensive gaming with my friends at a LAN party, so let’s hope that will work. I’m still puzzled about how and when one gets readers. I suppose going viral, and spreading to other medias is best. This is my own thought play, and I...
Jun 19th
“If I were a good man, I’d understand the spaces between friends..”
– Roger Waters
Jun 18th
Ash: Complete and unabridged!
Hey. As with most of what’s going down, It’s uninterresting and unfunny. I try to make a reader’s digest of all my posts in general. I can change that habit if you don’t like it, though. Anyway - As you can see, the theme is completely different. I didn’t really like the old one, and Black & Orange always looks good. I’ve been thinking of writing a novel,...
Jun 18th
Sup Brothas. (Generic Post #1259482)
Sup. I’m Ash. As the name slightly suggests, I’m awesome. I really don’t have much to say at the moment, so I’ll just share what I’m doing, thinking and being awesome about. First, Slumdog Millonaire is highly overrated. It’s not out of the norm in any way - Bollywood was never good. (Just watched it.) Second, Tumblr isn’t blocked by my school. AWESOME!...
Jun 17th
ATTENTION WHORE! (Based on real events)
Ash: I finally got my act together, and made myself a blog!
Sam: MENTION ME IN IT
Ash: No. This is going to be about akward thoughts and shit nobody cares about.
Sam: BUT I'M LIKE AWESOME AND COOL AND STUFF.
Ash: Depends if you make enough of an inpact on me that day.
Sam: ...
Sam: I MADE OUT WITH A GIRL ONCE AND ENJOYED IT.
Sam: THAT ENOUGH INPACT FOR YOU!?
Ash: My mind is now shifting gears in ways I thought inpossible.
Jun 16th
“When it comes to being a man, what we say and what we do are often at odds. Oh...”
– Askmen.com, something about masculinty. I find it akward because it’s true.
Jun 16th