Sup. As you know, I’ve been absent lately. (Well, if we implied anyone was reading this in the first place)

So I’ve decided to come back, although this blog will be more about what I’m doing and how I’m holding up at the moment, and less about other shit. I’ll also use it as my own litte linkdump. I also changed to a theme called ‘Field Notes’ - There’s several reasons for this.

• The old theme was hilariously bad and unappealing. (Awful colour scheme)
• This pretty much is my field notes.
• It’s my fucking blog and I’ll do as I damn well please.

I’m awesome, -Ash.

This is hilariously homosexual. We miss you, Michael! >:

I’ll just leave that here. (Main reason why I’m not posting today. SCIENCE!)

“Crank” (SAM, I HATE YOU) is the best movie ever. I love how quickly the mood changes in the end WHEN HE’S FALLING OUT OF THE HELICOPTER

I really have no idea what to do. It’s killing me.. I have an Idea! I’ll ask random people what to write about? This’ll be fun.

CHAPTER 1: Dr. Dick/Duffi says: “The phenomena of being bored.”

Well, being bored is quite a strange thing. I suppose that since you have nothing to pass your time with, you end up being bored. But then you have something to do. You even have a goal, to do something else than being bored. What exactly are the criteria for being bored, anyway? Not having anything else to do? Not wanting to do anything? Not being able to do something you want? I think too much about boredom, really. But, now I’m not bored anymore. I am thinking about it, a activity. I might not enjoy it completely, but that is a subject we will not touch. Duffi, I hope you’re happy. I think I just mindfucked myself. Another thing that is quite funny, is that how boredom slows time down to a crawl, while having fun does the opposite. I supposed it has something to do with the psychological effect things has on your perception of time. A bit how looking at the clock actually makes time go slower. It’s funny.

CHAPTER 2: Sam says: “The next person to contact you”

That person just happened to be you. What a funny, funny coincidence that is. Oh well, I’m a man of my word.

Sam, you just happen to be one of my prime contacts on the internet atm. I’ve known you for max a few months, and I already half-owe you 0.5 liters of strong household ammoniac (Don’t ask. Seriously.) You also argue with me simply because you want to, I think someone’s having a inferiority compleeeeeeeeeex. Although you happen to outsmart me half the time, so it’s awkward.

Also, stop telling me what to do. Problem is, I’m simply too nice to reject you. FFFFFFFUUUUU-

CHAPTER 3: James/Donkey says: “My beautiful drawing”

LOLPICFUCKEDUP

Really, what is to say about this other than epic?

You’re welcome to contact me about anything you want, really.  -Ash

Yet I still do.

I didn’t wake up this morning. I never got to bed, actually. My friends and I went to a netcafé all night - We met several other gamers there, and challenged them. And lost.. After not sleeping at all for 24+ hours, having to walk 3.1 Miles/5 kilometers along a highway is not very fun.

I went to sleep the moment I came home (9 AM-ish) and woke up around dinner time. So yeah, most of my day was spent sleeping.

Recently, I got hooked on Pink Floyd’s 1970 album Atom Heart Mother. Paticularily, I love Summer ‘68 and If. (“I hardly even like you, I should’t care at all” is from Summer ‘68, actually.)

I hate metic systems. The sole invention of them is gay. Why can’t we not just have the same system? In Denmark, we calculate in Centimeres, Meters, Kilometers.

Some countries use Inches, Yards and Miles. IT IS GHAEY

Have fun - Ash.

Hello.

I’ve been trying to inprove my skills in CS:S - Let’s just say that it does not really progress. Tonight will feature a entire night of intensive gaming with my friends at a LAN party, so let’s hope that will work.

I’m still puzzled about how and when one gets readers. I suppose going viral, and spreading to other medias is best. This is my own thought play, and I won’t really bother you more with that.

I came across this wonderful movie today, and I’m amazed. It might be overexcaggerating things slightly, but it’s true alright. This also made me stumble upon Bitter Films. I’m going to grab ahold of “Everything’s going to be OK” one day, now. If it’s all in the same style as this.

Oh, and a little side note: I am aware that I have not yet shown signs of being hyperdramatic, neurotic, sarcastic or just plain angry. I should write about Macs. That’ll get the rage flowing.

Have a nice day - Ash.